Opie Cunningham calls out America

Knowing Ron as well as we do we know that this was painful...

See more Ron Howard videos at Funny or Die

We will have the chicken please...

Humorist and self proclaimed maverick David Sedaris has a thoughtful and funny essay directed at the undecided. We liked it because he mentions poo.

Read it here.

"I shoot a motherhumpin' moose 8 days of the week..."

Sarah Palin gangsta style on SNL. Not really sure they are laughing with you Governor.

Get ready for the pain...the pain train's coming...woo woo...

Barack we at The Moose would like to introduce you to your new Secretary of Defense, Triple T..Terrible Terry Tate.  WOO WOO!

Triumph in the spin the room...

Get the Shirts McCain was talking about!

Hey John,  Thanks for the plug...a freebie is on the way!  The rest of you all can get the offensive Election 08 t-shirts McCain complained about in the 3rd debate here

Like a Good Looking Parrot...

No John more like a really hot parrot...the kind that wins beauty contests and has dolls fashioned after her.

CNN Europe is C* Blocking the Moose?

As young lads did we ever think we would make a movie called "Poopin' Palin"? Of course. Did we think that it would be an internet sensation? Absolutely. Were we stunned by all the media attention? Not really.

However, we must admit that we were a bit taken back when CNN Europe claimed copyright infringement on our masterpiece. We had our crack legal staff review the documentation and we are prepared for a fight.

Our official response:
Piss off CNN Europe! You block this video, we will make more. Videos of Anderson "Pooper" Cooper, Sanjay "Poopta" Gupta, and Larry "um we can't think of anything clever here" King all pooping themselves. Got it? Get to steppin'.

Just so you know we will leave Campbell Brown and that hot chick from AC360 out of this because we are still hoping to get dates with them.

Poopin' Palin

A tell tale sign of lying is excessive blinking and pooping oneself.  If you need proof please check out this video of the VP debate straight from Saveamoose Studios.  It may not be the Zapruder film, but we think our parents will be proud.

Thank You Topco! You made us look classy.

From Topco Sales:

The sexy 'This is Not Sarah Palin Inflatable Love Doll' won't debate you -- and that's a good thing. Her wide-open mouth doesn't spew political bipartisanism because she's just waiting for you to 'drill baby, drill.' Two other openings offer alternate ways to lay a pipeline in this Alaskan MILF.

"Topco Sales is also offering the blow-up doll as a stand-in for Palin during the next Biden/Palin vice presidential debate. The 'This is Not Sarah Palin Inflatable Love Doll' already has that moose-caught-in the headlight stare, and certainly knows more about foreign policy -- having been manufactured in China and all," says Desiree Duffie, Director of Marketing and Public Relations for Topco Sales."

We couldn't help but wonder how it goes over at the 10 year reunion when someone asks..."So Desiree what are you doing these days?" and Dez answers..."Me? Oh I have a great job, I am the Director of Marketing and Public Relations for a company that sells JO toys." 

On second thought, it probably goes over better than we think.