Waaaaaaaay Off Topic: Election Canceled?

One of the wonderful things about the internet is that regular citizens have an opportunity to report news. One of the bad things about the internet is that regular citizens have an opportunity to report the news.

Just a bit of advice Mr. Forte. First: When reporting try not to look like MC Hammer circa the Funky Headhunter era.  Second: When reporting that Canada is going to invade America, try to preface it with something other than "...and from what I heard..."

Other than that...Rock on crouton!