Thank You Topco! You made us look classy.

From Topco Sales:

The sexy 'This is Not Sarah Palin Inflatable Love Doll' won't debate you -- and that's a good thing. Her wide-open mouth doesn't spew political bipartisanism because she's just waiting for you to 'drill baby, drill.' Two other openings offer alternate ways to lay a pipeline in this Alaskan MILF.

"Topco Sales is also offering the blow-up doll as a stand-in for Palin during the next Biden/Palin vice presidential debate. The 'This is Not Sarah Palin Inflatable Love Doll' already has that moose-caught-in the headlight stare, and certainly knows more about foreign policy -- having been manufactured in China and all," says Desiree Duffie, Director of Marketing and Public Relations for Topco Sales."

We couldn't help but wonder how it goes over at the 10 year reunion when someone asks..."So Desiree what are you doing these days?" and Dez answers..."Me? Oh I have a great job, I am the Director of Marketing and Public Relations for a company that sells JO toys." 

On second thought, it probably goes over better than we think.