Uhhh we thought you were a fisherman?

We at The Moose are a bit confused...

From CNN: Palin's husband, Todd, said in a sworn affidavit released Wednesday night that he never pressured the state's public safety commissioner to fire Palin's former brother-in-law, a state trooper who had divorced the governor's sister.

Dude aren't you a fisherman?  Here's a list of things you CAN do:

1. Whack salmon on the head with a hammer
2. Bread a few fishsticks before your lunch break
3. Hose off your little yellow rubber Gorton's Fisherman hat

Things you can't do:

1. Fire public officials 

Lets review:

1. Swab the poop deck...check!
   
2. Fire public officals...not so much.