Saturday, September 27, 2008

Palin to Protestor: I'm Sorry I can't see your sign.

While we can appreciate the enthusiasm and effort, and we certainly agree with the message we can't help but hope there is something written on the other side of this sign!

Friday, September 26, 2008

"If BS were currency Palin could bail out Wall Street herself..."

WOW! Harsh words from Kathleen Parker an early supporter of Palin. Parker urging Palin to drop out of the race goes on to say,
"It was fun while it lasted...Palin’s recent interviews with Charles Gibson, Sean Hannity, and now Katie Couric have all revealed an attractive, earnest, confident candidate. Who is clearly out of her league."
All this leaves The Moose asking Parker, "Damn baby...how YOU doin'?"

Read More on CNN...

Thursday, September 25, 2008

Hey Sarah, Happy Vegetarian Day and You're Welcome!

World Vegetarian Day is coming up October 1 and we at The Moose want to celebrate.  Given Governor Palin's love of Naughty T-Shirts we think she needs some knickers to match.  So in honor of World Vegetarian Day we will be sending Sarah an Offical Made in the USA "Shoot Beaver Not Moose" thong. Please enjoy this generous gift compliments of saveamoose.com.

Eat your veggies!  Leave Moose Alone!

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

I like Cows. Gimmie a job!

According to The New York Times, qualified or not it looks as though Palin rewards those close to her. Begging the question if a love of cows can secure Franci Havemeister 95k, what does a love of beaver get The Moose?

Oh yea, and what's up with the dummy in the suit? 

Read More at The Times...

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Waaaaaaaay Off Topic: Election Canceled?

One of the wonderful things about the internet is that regular citizens have an opportunity to report news. One of the bad things about the internet is that regular citizens have an opportunity to report the news.

Just a bit of advice Mr. Forte. First: When reporting try not to look like MC Hammer circa the Funky Headhunter era.  Second: When reporting that Canada is going to invade America, try to preface it with something other than "...and from what I heard..."

Other than that...Rock on crouton!

Not Quite What We Had in Mind

We at The Moose were given a link to A University of Nebraska Lincoln Study published in 1985. The goal of the study was to understand the environmental impact of beaver in North Carolina. 
"Beavers affect a minimum of 35,858 hectares of bottomland in North Carolina. Total estimated damage loss to forestry and agricultural interests in 1983 exceeded benefits by $275,000"
Compelling to be sure, but, ummm...where to begin.  First, the study is from the olden tymes. Second...well nevermind.

NO T-SHIRT FOR YOU!!!

Monday, September 22, 2008

One Eye on Wasilla the Other on Russia!

Yet another in a long line of love songs for Sarah. What makes this special?  Well besides the wingnut that sings the song...check out the plucky young sportscaster. We at saveamoose couldn't decide what was funnier: Palin's Stephen Pearcy hairdoo or those crazy googlie eyes.  You decide!   

"Like Comparing Dog Turds to Oranges"

Analogies are like...uh...well, analogies are like...good. We at The Moose are big fans of akrobotics.com. Watch this and you will see why.

Governor Palin Likes Naughty tees!

Gotta Love Perez Hilton. We do however, take exception with Mr/Ms. Perezeses judgemental comment regarding the "classiness" of Sarah's t-shirt. We at The Moose think it's plenty good for mayorin' a small town, building kick-ass bridges, or dining out with Putin.

In case you can't make it out, the t-shirt reads: "I May Be Broke, But I'm Not Flat Busted."

And for the record judging by that photo...There is nothing broke about Governor Palin if you get our drift!!

Thank you Perez, Read the whole story here...

Palin unveils Save a Moose logo


Palin unveils Save a Moose logo

Remember to show us your best "Save A Moose Shoot A Beaver" over at Flickr in our group Save A Moose.

Make a sign, draw a picture, get a tattoo, get that new Prius wrapped in one of those giant car stickers. Once you have rocked the Moose, take a shot, and upload it. It's that easy!

Please remember Save A Moose is a public group so please send all inappropriate Moose Shots to: admin@saveamoose.com.

You Like the Who? You Like Karaoke? Wanna Know More About Sarah?

A jumpy little number that does a nice job of introducing our VP candidate! We at The Moose have had to change our stance on karaoke.  Does that make us flip-floppers?  Maybe.  Just check out the clip:


Man that must be one nice bike!

Got this off of Photobucket.  We at The Moose are guessing that McCain calls Obama an "Elitist" because of the giant fender on the back of his bike...oh yea and because he wears a helmet!

Palin's Clown Car

Yea we know this story is a bit old.  But anytime you can compare a cooter to a clown car...you have us at "Hello!"

Dan Savage: Slog

Also if you need a good chuckle make sure that you peruse the comments on Dan's blog post.

Sunday, September 21, 2008

The Eagle has landed!

We have had a bit of traffic from Wasilla. We at saveamoose.com thank Wasilla for their unwavering support. To show our appreciation and give back to the good people of Alaska we would like to offer a free T to the first person from Wasilla to send us an email.

So if you're from Wasilla and you like free stuff, please go to our store...check out our designs and send an email to admin@saveamoose.com with the following information: Name, Age, Address, T-Shirt preference and size.

Hey McNasty...You Kiss Your Mama With That Mouth?

From The Raw Story:

"Three reporters from Arizona, on the condition of anonymity, also let me in on another incident involving McCain's intemperateness. In his 1992 Senate bid, McCain was joined on the campaign trail by his wife, Cindy, as well as campaign aide Doug Cole and consultant Wes Gullett. At one point, Cindy playfully twirled McCain's hair and said, "You're getting a little thin up there." McCain's face reddened, and he responded, "At least I don't plaster on the makeup like a trollop, you cunt." McCain's excuse was that it had been a long day. If elected president of the United States, McCain would have many long days."

Saturday, September 20, 2008

Um..Ann, Nancy please enough with the subtlety.


Remind us to never cross the lovely ladies in Heart. Ann, Nancy if there is anything we at saveamoose can you for you just let us know. And if for whatever reason you want us to leave you alone...please send the nice letter.

saveamoose.com Spokesperson...Check!

Every once in a while we at saveamoose.com wonder if we cross the line. Then we see something like this and we realize we are safely on the happy side of "the line".

Ms. Anderson no need to interview, your body of work speaks for itself. Just let us know where to send the t-shirt. Seriously Pammy, if you're interested you can reach us at: admin@saveamoose.com

Hot Off the Presses: New Moose Gear!

Check out our cool new 80's retro designs. Those dudes from Wham! can Choose Life all they want...we Choose Beaver!

We have a sampling of the new designs up in the online store...Check 'em out!

Worst. Week. Ever.

McCain Palin...Palin McCain, tomato, tomahto, potato, potahtoe



Arnold for Moose


Arnold for Moose
Originally uploaded by Save a Moose, Shoot a Beaver

Remember to show us your best "Save A Moose Shoot A Beaver" over at Flickr in our group Save A Moose.

Make a sign, draw a picture, get a tattoo, tag a train...it's all good. If you are creatively challenged then grab a campaign button or t-shirt at our online store. Once you have rocked the Moose, take a shot, and upload it. It's that easy!


ps...Save A Moose is a public group so please send all inappropriate Moose Shots to: admin@saveamoose.com. Seriously..PLEASE..send us some inappropriate Moose Shots.

Palin Vlog

Just like me...this delivers around the 2 minute mark.


Ooooh Eeee Ohhhh Ahhhh Ahhhh

Witches, Faith Healing, Snake Shooting, Praying in Grocery Store Basements, this one's got it all.


John McWha? Boy do I feel silly!


Ummm yea, I think I speak for many American's when I say...I thought it was John McClane not John McCain. Totally my bad, clearly I was asleep at the wheel.  

Is it too late for a do-over? I am pretty sure that old fart McCain wouldn't last 10 minutes in Nakatomi Plaza.

Thank God there are people like Andrew Lowry to set me straight.

Friday, September 19, 2008

We Love Mail!

We want to hear from you!  Do you have a great Palin link you want to share?  Or do you want to tell us all the reasons why you love us here at saveamoose.com?  Shoot us a message at: admin@saveamoose.com

Do you have a Gender Card?

Go Fish....

New Save A Moose Gear Available Now!


New Save A Moose Gear available online NOW at our official store. T-Shirts, Campaign Buttons, Mugs, and of course intimate apparel (that means butt thongs!)

More designs dropping soon so check back often.

Once you get your gear show your support by uploading your shots to our group Save A Moose on Flickr. Or simply tag your Flickr shots with saveamoose.com and we'll find and post them for you.

Clearly Matt Damon Loves Palin

Can you feel the tension in this clip?  You kids need to get a room.


Matt Damon + Sarah Palin

I have to admit this made me think two things.  First, WOW that Matt Damon gets around.  Second,  maybe we should urge Sarah Silverman to shoot beaver too.  Sarah you can reach us at admin@saveamoose.com 


Bush Doctrine

A lot has been made of this video.  Truth be told if someone asked me about the Bush Doctrine...I'm not sure I would have equated it with preemptive strikes on perceived threats. So what does that mean?  It means either I am in no way qualified to be Vice President, or I am equally qualified to be VEEP.  I will let you the gentle reader decide.