Opie Cunningham calls out America

Knowing Ron as well as we do we know that this was painful...

See more Ron Howard videos at Funny or Die

We will have the chicken please...

Humorist and self proclaimed maverick David Sedaris has a thoughtful and funny essay directed at the undecided. We liked it because he mentions poo.

Read it here.

"I shoot a motherhumpin' moose 8 days of the week..."

Sarah Palin gangsta style on SNL. Not really sure they are laughing with you Governor.

Get ready for the pain...the pain train's coming...woo woo...

Barack we at The Moose would like to introduce you to your new Secretary of Defense, Triple T..Terrible Terry Tate.  WOO WOO!

Triumph in the spin the room...

Get the Shirts McCain was talking about!

Hey John,  Thanks for the plug...a freebie is on the way!  The rest of you all can get the offensive Election 08 t-shirts McCain complained about in the 3rd debate here

Like a Good Looking Parrot...

No John more like a really hot parrot...the kind that wins beauty contests and has dolls fashioned after her.

CNN Europe is C* Blocking the Moose?

As young lads did we ever think we would make a movie called "Poopin' Palin"? Of course. Did we think that it would be an internet sensation? Absolutely. Were we stunned by all the media attention? Not really.

However, we must admit that we were a bit taken back when CNN Europe claimed copyright infringement on our masterpiece. We had our crack legal staff review the documentation and we are prepared for a fight.

Our official response:
Piss off CNN Europe! You block this video, we will make more. Videos of Anderson "Pooper" Cooper, Sanjay "Poopta" Gupta, and Larry "um we can't think of anything clever here" King all pooping themselves. Got it? Get to steppin'.

Just so you know we will leave Campbell Brown and that hot chick from AC360 out of this because we are still hoping to get dates with them.

Poopin' Palin

A tell tale sign of lying is excessive blinking and pooping oneself.  If you need proof please check out this video of the VP debate straight from Saveamoose Studios.  It may not be the Zapruder film, but we think our parents will be proud.

Thank You Topco! You made us look classy.

From Topco Sales:

The sexy 'This is Not Sarah Palin Inflatable Love Doll' won't debate you -- and that's a good thing. Her wide-open mouth doesn't spew political bipartisanism because she's just waiting for you to 'drill baby, drill.' Two other openings offer alternate ways to lay a pipeline in this Alaskan MILF.

"Topco Sales is also offering the blow-up doll as a stand-in for Palin during the next Biden/Palin vice presidential debate. The 'This is Not Sarah Palin Inflatable Love Doll' already has that moose-caught-in the headlight stare, and certainly knows more about foreign policy -- having been manufactured in China and all," says Desiree Duffie, Director of Marketing and Public Relations for Topco Sales."

We couldn't help but wonder how it goes over at the 10 year reunion when someone asks..."So Desiree what are you doing these days?" and Dez answers..."Me? Oh I have a great job, I am the Director of Marketing and Public Relations for a company that sells JO toys." 

On second thought, it probably goes over better than we think.

Portugal. The Man.

Dateline Wasilla: Kick-ass band, sweet tats, killer Palin post, funky fresh hats...whoa that rhymes. Let us know if you need any help writing tunes or if you need t-shirts. We're here to help.

Portugal. The Man. Buy their records.

John McCain's Facebook Page

Looks like we need to repost after a few unmoderated comments crossed the line. To the guy that tagged us...nice work, but we're still here. Make sure you check out the special bone-us post just for you!

Keep it real.

Sarah Palin's Facebook Page

Uhhh we thought you were a fisherman?

We at The Moose are a bit confused...

From CNN: Palin's husband, Todd, said in a sworn affidavit released Wednesday night that he never pressured the state's public safety commissioner to fire Palin's former brother-in-law, a state trooper who had divorced the governor's sister.

Dude aren't you a fisherman?  Here's a list of things you CAN do:

1. Whack salmon on the head with a hammer
2. Bread a few fishsticks before your lunch break
3. Hose off your little yellow rubber Gorton's Fisherman hat

Things you can't do:

1. Fire public officials 

Lets review:

1. Swab the poop deck...check!
   
2. Fire public officals...not so much.
   

Support for Palin Increases Following the Debate...Drug Usage On the Rise

Jon Bruner from Forbes.com writes about the debate:

Sarah Palin received enough positive media coverage after the debate that readers who absorbed this analysis before voting in our poll (i.e., those who voted in the morning) were more sympathetic to Palin than were those who voted before reading any analysis. Expectations for Sarah Palin were about as low as possible before the debate, which left many commentators at least somewhat impressed. This sentiment might have been effectively transmitted to voters between the end of the debate and the following morning. 

So to paraphrase...When we eat at Taco Bell and don't get explosive diarrhea it's a good day. Trust us Jon we at The Moose understand the value of low expectations...but we're not sold.

We think that the answer lies in this 2008 report from the AMA.

Lest you be social

That is some mavriky spelling you've got there...what are you a rapper?  Oh, our bad, didn't notice the Confederate Flag...carry on.