Save A Moose Shoot A Beaver

Opie Cunningham calls out America

2008-10-23T20:48:00.001-07:00

Knowing Ron as well as we do we know that this was painful...

See more Ron Howard videos at Funny or Die

We will have the chicken please...

2008-10-21T19:18:00.000-07:00

Humorist and self proclaimed maverick David Sedaris has a thoughtful and funny essay directed at the undecided. We liked it because he mentions poo.

Read it here.

"I shoot a motherhumpin' moose 8 days of the week..."

2008-10-19T14:28:00.000-07:00

Sarah Palin gangsta style on SNL. Not really sure they are laughing with you Governor.

Get ready for the pain...the pain train's coming...woo woo...

2008-10-19T11:35:00.000-07:00

Barack we at The Moose would like to introduce you to your new Secretary of Defense, Triple T..Terrible Terry Tate. WOO WOO!

Triumph in the spin the room...

2008-10-18T12:03:00.000-07:00

Get the Shirts McCain was talking about!

2008-10-15T23:15:00.000-07:00

Hey John, Thanks for the plug...a freebie is on the way! The rest of you all can get the offensive Election 08 t-shirts McCain complained about in the 3rd debate here

Like a Good Looking Parrot...

2008-10-14T22:13:00.000-07:00

No John more like a really hot parrot...the kind that wins beauty contests and has dolls fashioned after her.

CNN Europe is C* Blocking the Moose?

2008-10-14T21:37:00.000-07:00

As young lads did we ever think we would make a movie called "Poopin' Palin"? Of course. Did we think that it would be an internet sensation? Absolutely. Were we stunned by all the media attention? Not really.

However, we must admit that we were a bit taken back when CNN Europe claimed copyright infringement on our masterpiece. We had our crack legal staff review the documentation and we are prepared for a fight.

Our official response:
Piss off CNN Europe! You block this video, we will make more. Videos of Anderson "Pooper" Cooper, Sanjay "Poopta" Gupta, and Larry "um we can't think of anything clever here" King all pooping themselves. Got it? Get to steppin'.

Just so you know we will leave Campbell Brown and that hot chick from AC360 out of this because we are still hoping to get dates with them.

Poopin' Palin

2008-10-12T23:12:00.000-07:00

A tell tale sign of lying is excessive blinking and pooping oneself. If you need proof please check out this video of the VP debate straight from Saveamoose Studios. It may not be the Zapruder film, but we think our parents will be proud.

Thank You Topco! You made us look classy.

2008-10-10T15:17:00.000-07:00

From Topco Sales:

The sexy 'This is Not Sarah Palin Inflatable Love Doll' won't debate you -- and that's a good thing. Her wide-open mouth doesn't spew political bipartisanism because she's just waiting for you to 'drill baby, drill.' Two other openings offer alternate ways to lay a pipeline in this Alaskan MILF.

"Topco Sales is also offering the blow-up doll as a stand-in for Palin during the next Biden/Palin vice presidential debate. The 'This is Not Sarah Palin Inflatable Love Doll' already has that moose-caught-in the headlight stare, and certainly knows more about foreign policy -- having been manufactured in China and all," says Desiree Duffie, Director of Marketing and Public Relations for Topco Sales."

We couldn't help but wonder how it goes over at the 10 year reunion when someone asks..."So Desiree what are you doing these days?" and Dez answers..."Me? Oh I have a great job, I am the Director of Marketing and Public Relations for a company that sells JO toys."

On second thought, it probably goes over better than we think.

Portugal. The Man.

2008-10-09T21:11:00.000-07:00

Dateline Wasilla: Kick-ass band, sweet tats, killer Palin post, funky fresh hats...whoa that rhymes. Let us know if you need any help writing tunes or if you need t-shirts. We're here to help.

Portugal. The Man. Buy their records.

John McCain's Facebook Page

2008-10-09T15:40:00.000-07:00

Looks like we need to repost after a few unmoderated comments crossed the line. To the guy that tagged us...nice work, but we're still here. Make sure you check out the special bone-us post just for you!

Keep it real.

Sarah Palin's Facebook Page

2008-10-09T15:33:00.001-07:00

Uhhh we thought you were a fisherman?

2008-10-08T23:21:00.000-07:00

We at The Moose are a bit confused...

From CNN: Palin's husband, Todd, said in a sworn affidavit released Wednesday night that he never pressured the state's public safety commissioner to fire Palin's former brother-in-law, a state trooper who had divorced the governor's sister.

Dude aren't you a fisherman? Here's a list of things you CAN do:

Whack salmon on the head with a hammer
Bread a few fishsticks before your lunch break
Hose off your little yellow rubber Gorton's Fisherman hat

Things you can't do:

Fire public officials

Lets review:

Swab the poop deck...check!
Fire public officals...not so much.

Support for Palin Increases Following the Debate...Drug Usage On the Rise

2008-10-07T00:18:00.000-07:00

Jon Bruner from Forbes.com writes about the debate:

Sarah Palin received enough positive media coverage after the debate that readers who absorbed this analysis before voting in our poll (i.e., those who voted in the morning) were more sympathetic to Palin than were those who voted before reading any analysis. Expectations for Sarah Palin were about as low as possible before the debate, which left many commentators at least somewhat impressed. This sentiment might have been effectively transmitted to voters between the end of the debate and the following morning.

So to paraphrase...When we eat at Taco Bell and don't get explosive diarrhea it's a good day. Trust us Jon we at The Moose understand the value of low expectations...but we're not sold.

We think that the answer lies in this 2008 report from the AMA.

Lest you be social

2008-10-07T00:08:00.000-07:00

That is some mavriky spelling you've got there...what are you a rapper? Oh, our bad, didn't notice the Confederate Flag...carry on.

Palin to Protestor: I'm Sorry I can't see your sign.

2008-09-27T17:06:00.000-07:00

While we can appreciate the enthusiasm and effort, and we certainly agree with the message we can't help but hope there is something written on the other side of this sign!

"If BS were currency Palin could bail out Wall Street herself..."

2008-09-26T13:02:00.000-07:00

WOW! Harsh words from Kathleen Parker an early supporter of Palin. Parker urging Palin to drop out of the race goes on to say,

"It was fun while it lasted...Palin’s recent interviews with Charles Gibson, Sean Hannity, and now Katie Couric have all revealed an attractive, earnest, confident candidate. Who is clearly out of her league."

All this leaves The Moose asking Parker, "Damn baby...how YOU doin'?"

Read More on CNN...

Hey Sarah, Happy Vegetarian Day and You're Welcome!

2008-09-25T21:48:00.000-07:00

World Vegetarian Day is coming up October 1 and we at The Moose want to celebrate. Given Governor Palin's love of Naughty T-Shirts we think she needs some knickers to match. So in honor of World Vegetarian Day we will be sending Sarah an Offical Made in the USA "Shoot Beaver Not Moose" thong. Please enjoy this generous gift compliments of saveamoose.com.

Eat your veggies! Leave Moose Alone!

I like Cows. Gimmie a job!

2008-09-24T20:23:00.000-07:00

According to The New York Times, qualified or not it looks as though Palin rewards those close to her. Begging the question if a love of cows can secure Franci Havemeister 95k, what does a love of beaver get The Moose?

Oh yea, and what's up with the dummy in the suit?

Read More at The Times...

Waaaaaaaay Off Topic: Election Canceled?

2008-09-23T22:23:00.000-07:00

One of the wonderful things about the internet is that regular citizens have an opportunity to report news. One of the bad things about the internet is that regular citizens have an opportunity to report the news.

Just a bit of advice Mr. Forte. First: When reporting try not to look like MC Hammer circa the Funky Headhunter era. Second: When reporting that Canada is going to invade America, try to preface it with something other than "...and from what I heard..."

Other than that...Rock on crouton!

Not Quite What We Had in Mind

2008-09-23T18:18:00.001-07:00

We at The Moose were given a link to A University of Nebraska Lincoln Study published in 1985. The goal of the study was to understand the environmental impact of beaver in North Carolina.

"Beavers affect a minimum of 35,858 hectares of bottomland in North Carolina. Total estimated damage loss to forestry and agricultural interests in 1983 exceeded benefits by $275,000"

Compelling to be sure, but, ummm...where to begin. First, the study is from the olden tymes. Second...well nevermind.

NO T-SHIRT FOR YOU!!!

One Eye on Wasilla the Other on Russia!

2008-09-22T23:27:00.000-07:00

Yet another in a long line of love songs for Sarah. What makes this special? Well besides the wingnut that sings the song...check out the plucky young sportscaster. We at saveamoose couldn't decide what was funnier: Palin's Stephen Pearcy hairdoo or those crazy googlie eyes. You decide!

Sarah Palin Is Qualified (To Go Out With Me) - Watch more free videos

"Like Comparing Dog Turds to Oranges"

2008-09-22T17:05:00.000-07:00

Analogies are like...uh...well, analogies are like...good. We at The Moose are big fans of akrobotics.com. Watch this and you will see why.

Governor Palin Likes Naughty tees!

2008-09-22T13:16:00.000-07:00

Gotta Love Perez Hilton. We do however, take exception with Mr/Ms. Perezeses judgemental comment regarding the "classiness" of Sarah's t-shirt. We at The Moose think it's plenty good for mayorin' a small town, building kick-ass bridges, or dining out with Putin.

In case you can't make it out, the t-shirt reads: "I May Be Broke, But I'm Not Flat Busted."

And for the record judging by that photo...There is nothing broke about Governor Palin if you get our drift!!

Thank you Perez, Read the whole story here...